hoe-imagines:

Yasssss I love Ulqui so much yeessssssss

Ulquiorra SFW headcanons

•With Ulquiorria it’s going to be very difficult for him to have a particular interest in someone before he starts paying attention to them or giving them any thought at all. You’ll have to do something that surprises/perplexes him until it finally comes to the point where he grows “fond”of you, in a weird sense

•If that happens then he’ll honestly spend such a long time trying to analyze his feelings, probably thinking it’s ridiculous for him to be so absorbed in one person, he’ll brood so much trying to figure it out because it’s new to him and he just doesn’t understand

•Though quiet and dispassionate about most things, if he is “fond” of you then Ulquiorra can be quite helpful to have around. It might be a little intimidating to tell him your problems or vent your feelings (especially since he likely can’t empathize with many feelings at all) but when you do, he’ll give you an honest opinion—no sugarcoating whatsoever since he’s really harsh—and also some advice that will likely help you solve the problem

•He gets weirdly protective/possessive. It’s mostly because he doesn’t trust you to evade danger and dilemmas on your own, and often times his intuition is correct and he’ll have saved you from a lot of trouble. Even if this is a little overbearing it’s really the closest thing to affection that Ulquiorra is capable of

•That being said it’s no surprise that Ulquiorra can be ruthless. If he sees that you’re having a problem and someone is the cause of that problem he has no qualms about trying to get rid of them, or at least threatening to do so. He feels that it’s an “easy” way to solve the issue

•Expect him to be very vigilant, almost to a fault. He’ll be very blunt about his observations, saying things like “You look very disheveled, you need rest” or “Why do you look so angered all the time?” but it’s just him being curious and sometimes, a little thoughtful

NSFW headcanons under the cut hehe

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