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β€œWhy do you need fake eyelashes? Are you really wasting money on buying fake eyelashes, _______? I’m not going to glue these to your face.”

β€œβ€™Too Faced Better Than Sex’ mascara? Who named this?”

β€œWhat the hell is smokey eye” 

β€œWhat is all of this eyeshadow? Why do you have so much? You only need to use 5 colors not 50.”

β€œI can’t even find your cheekbones how am I supposed to contour and highlight them.”

β€œPurple lipstick, ______? Why do you have this? Disgusting.”

β€œThere is absolutely no difference between that foundation brush and this concealer brush. I will not dirty another brush for no reason. I’m going to use it for the same purpose. I don’t careβ€”Don’t yell at me. It’s not my fault you have so many brushes. I’ll use the same brush for everything if I want to.”

β€œIf you want me to do the swinged eyeliner then stay still, ______.” 

β€œTobirama. Winged eyeliner. Not swinged—” 

β€œWhatever.”

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