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โ€œWhy do you need fake eyelashes? Are you really wasting money on buying fake eyelashes, _______? Iโ€™m not going to glue these to your face.โ€

โ€œโ€™Too Faced Better Than Sexโ€™ mascara? Who named this?โ€

โ€œWhat the hell is smokey eyeโ€ย 

โ€œWhat is all of this eyeshadow? Why do you have so much? You only need to use 5 colors not 50.โ€

โ€œI canโ€™t even find your cheekbones how am I supposed to contour and highlight them.โ€

โ€œPurple lipstick, ______? Why do you have this? Disgusting.โ€

โ€œThere is absolutely no difference between that foundation brush and this concealer brush. I will not dirty another brush for no reason. Iโ€™m going to use it for the same purpose. I donโ€™t careโ€”Donโ€™t yell at me. Itโ€™s not my fault you have so many brushes. Iโ€™ll use the same brush for everything if I want to.โ€

โ€œIf you want me to do the swinged eyeliner then stay still, ______.โ€ย 

โ€œTobirama. Winged eyeliner. Not swingedโ€”โ€ย 

โ€œWhatever.โ€

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