Kisame is the only one who would even consider it, mostly because he can have some fun when it comes down to it. Kisame doesn’t even necessarily have to like them. As in, he doesn’t have to have feelings for them. If he’s even a little attracted to them, or is comfortable with them, then sure. He might be up for a litttttle fooling around. But I can’t see it being full-on sex. Maybe oral (receiving because he’s not really a fan of giving). He’d probably let them pull away his robes and pull his dick out for a little sucking and stroking action. In return, he wouldn’t mind fingering them or just playing around and fondling them down there. On a fem partner, he’d also enjoy the sight of her puling her clothes aside to flash him. He has a little smirk on his face the entire time, and makes snarky, sly comments too

Kakuzu is just a no. He’s probably disgusted and annoyed they would even ask. He just says “No.” And walks away. Even if they were his s/o, he still never considers any sexual activity if they’re the one who brings it up. Always has to be on his terms

Zabuza hmmmmmm. If it’s just a partner as in, his comrade on the mission, and not his actual s/o, there’s definitely not anything going down there. But still, even if it was his s/o, I don’t think it’s likely either. For two reasons: the first, Zabuza has to concentrate on the mission. Distractions aren’t welcome. Two, if he’s particularly stressed out or in an aggressive mood on account of the mission, he’s pretty sure he’s going to hurt his s/o by being too rough. The sex would be selfish, too. He’d just fuck them and come and that’s it. Swift and easy. So even if he did agree to it (which again, I sincerely doubt he would) it’s not going to be fun at all

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